How to Roll a J If You Only Have One Arm? And Why You Might Not Need To


Let’s face it, rolling the perfect joint has always been a combination of art, science, and, for some, sheer dumb luck. But here’s a hypothetical that not many tackle: What if you’ve got just one arm to get the job done? Before you snort in disbelief or think this is the beginning of a bad joke, stay with me. The answer might just be more RAW than you expect.

The age-old dance with Raw Rolling Papers is already a task for the two-handed among us. Try to imagine the logistics with one arm. It’s a bit like trying to sip a hot cup of tea on a rollercoaster – tricky and potentially messy. But hold on, dear reader. For those determined souls, let’s momentarily set aside the traditional paper and look towards the solution that even two-handed folks have been quietly gravitating to: pre rolled cones.

In the grand tapestry of smoking solutions, Raw Cones have emerged as the heroes we didn’t know we needed. These gems make the process as straightforward as it gets: grind, pack, and light up. The beauty of pre rolled cones is in their design – no need for elaborate rolling techniques or the dexterity of a concert pianist.

Now, you might ask, “Which of these Raw Cones should I, the hypothetical one-armed smoker, gravitate towards?” Ah, choice, always the double-edged sword. With the array of raw cone sizes on offer, you could very well be like a kid in a candy store. But let’s make this simple. If you’re looking for substance and a statement, then the King Size Cone is your best bet. It boasts an ability to hold up to 1.5g of herb, stretching a solid 109mm with a 26mm tip. It’s basically the Rolls-Royce of Raw Cones, and who wouldn’t want that kind of luxury?

But here’s a chic little secret for those who take pride in the nuances: the raw black. This isn’t just your average cone. The black raws are the thinnest papers ever spun into existence, embodying the zenith of craftsmanship. If you’re aiming for finesse with that one arm of yours, this is the way to go.

Steering back to our initial conundrum, if you’re actually in the position of rolling with one arm or you’re just here for the ride and the backhanded wisdom, it’s clear that the times are changing. With the advent of pre rolled cones, particularly the gold standard set by Raw Cones, the tedious art of rolling might just become a relic of the past. A fun story to regale the younger generation with, but perhaps not a skill they’ll ever need to master.

In conclusion, if you’re looking to roll a J with one arm, the answer might just be to not roll at all. Instead, lean into the advancements of the smoking world, where convenience doesn’t compromise on quality. And if someone gives you a side-eye for not hand-rolling your own, just smirk and say, “Darling, I’m just being efficient.” Cheers to RAW Rolling Papers for developing the perfect one and thus, making everyone’s life, two-armed or not, a tad bit easier.

Green Blazer is a certified RAWthentic pre rolled cones distributor. They are a homegrown Las Vegas small business cultivating community and culture one cone at a time.


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